Originally posted on MySpace on July 29, 2007:
TRIVIAL PURSUIT TIME!
Q: WHAT EXACTLY ARE THESE TWO INDIVIDUALS DOING IN THE BELOW PHOTO?
(A) TRYING TO TAKE A NAP
(B) FALLING DOWN ON SOMEONE’S LAP
(C) ATTEMPTING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT COCONUT TASTES LIKE
Q: HOW MANY ALCOHOL SHOTS DID THE GUY PICTURED BELOW CONSUME?
(C) FIVE-SIX CONSECUTIVELY IN LESS THAN AN HOUR
Q: WHAT EXACTLY IS THE GUY PICTURE BELOW TRYING TO DO?
(A) DOUBLE CHECKING THAT HIS FLY IS UP
(B) MAKING SURE THAT HE DID NOT STEP IN A PUDDLE
(C) ATTEMPTING TO DRINK THE BOTTLED BEER THAT HE SMUGGLED OUT OF A NIGHTCLUB AND STUFFED IN HIS PANTS WITH A STRAW
Q: WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON WITH THE GIRL PICTURED BELOW?
(A) NOT SURE
(B) NOT SURE AT ALL
(C) NOT SURE BECAUSE THE GIRL PICTURED BELOW IS NOT SURE EITHER
IF YOU SELECTED OPTION (C) AS YOUR ANSWER TO EVERY QUESTION, THEN YOU CORRECTLY ANSWERED EACH QUESTION!
Friday night was Billy Jolie’s 28th Birthday Dinner / Party. I hadn’t seen Katina since the Fergie concert, and it had been quite some time since the group of us had gathered together. With wedding plannings and new careers and jobs on top of saving money to move, life (again) got in the way of these group outings. Originally, I was only planning on going to dinner at Thai Thani since I was still recouping from Wednesday night’s partying in Orlando for SHEE-HAW.
…BUT Dr. Derek, in town from Gainesville with Maria, texted me earlier that day to hang out.
AND THEN… Billy begged and pleaded for me to come out after dinner. He even somehow convinced Cheri and Steven MichaelRay to go out afterwards as well, and they both were vehemently opposed to anything that was not low-key.
So I went… and what was initially conjured up to be low-key and laid-back turned out to be a fuckin’ crazy-ass night, a throwback to “the golden days” 2 years ago.
Since Georgie’s was rather lame for a Friday night, we managed to make our way on over to Chambers. I actually had a blast there, which is not typical with the last times that I have went. I saw some faces I hadn’t seen in what seems like forever… Joel, Charlie, and most imporantly ST. NICK TWIST… and instantly reminded myself why 2 drinks at Chambers can instantly cause any individual to become DRUNK! (May I please have at least ONE EYEDROP of cranberry in this glass of vodka?) 3 shots and five glasses later, yours truly inevitably drifted off into drunken oblivion… that included allowing some random redneck girl to convince me NOT to buy beef jerky at 4am in the morning, but to instead go with the Firecracker Pickled Sausage that stunk up Jon La May’s car once opened! (Sorry about that Jon.)
Katina / Okesene
Jon La May, Dr. Derek & Maria / Steven MichaelRay & Gina
SHEE-HAW! / Katina, Billy Jolie, Justin
Okesene & Cheri / Maria & Derek
So Saturday was going to be different. I had Steven’s SHEE-HAW show again later that night, but woke up with a gross hangover that included having that “I AM NEVER DRINKING AGAIN” state of mind. I honestly spent the entire day laying around, accomplishing not one single chore or task that I initially planned on doing. 5:30PM rolled around and it was time to get the ball rolling…
Billy & Jon La May were picking up Gina and I to head out to Orlando. We were to meet Cheri in Plant City, who was driving Harry and Michelle over there. Everyone was running late, and we eventually had to settle with just meeting everyone over at Parliament House.
Steven MichaelRay, Dalita & Okesene / Gina “Told Me So” & “My Daddy” Jon La May
So this was going to be my second time seeing SHEE-HAW. (CLICK HERE to read about the first time!) To sum up the night, everyone very much enjoyed the show. Steven had a much louder cheering section of fans there to root him on. …and everyone’s first Saturday night partying at P-House together was just the best. I have a feeling that we will all be spending more weekend nights in Orlando from now on. Hmmm…
HARRY: So is this it? Is this skank right now, or are you in pre-skank mode?
OKIE: Bitch I was born skank! It’s in the blood. My ultrasound was skank!
HARRY & STEVEN: Awww… Congratulations Mrs. Tilo for you are the proud parent of a SKANK!
OH WHAT A WEEKEND!…